Teacher: Childrens Exams Are Nearing..

Teacher: Childrens Exams Are Nearing,
If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me
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Boys: In Which Printing Press The
Question Paper Are Printed?

Najuk Sa Dil Kabhi Bhul Se Na Tute..

Najuk Sa Dil Kabhi Bhul Se Na Tute,
Choti Choti Baato Se Aap Na Ruthe,
Thodi Si Bhi Fikar Hai Agar Aapko Hamari
To Koshish Karna Ki Ye Dosti Kabhi Na
Tute.

Ladka Ladki Ke Hole Pe Hath Rakta H.

Ladka Ladki Ke Hole Pe Hath Rakta H.
Ladki Gusse Se Ye Jahanum H. Hath Hatao,
Ladke Ne Apna Ling Ladki Ke Hath Me
Diya,
Bola Ye Gunahgaar H Ise Jahanum Me Dal
Do.

Ek Ladka Ek Ciment Factory Me Kaam Karta Tha

Ek Ladka Ek Ciment Factory Me Kaam
Karta Tha,
Uska Baap Bola:
Ghar Banwana Hai 25 Bore Ciment La
De..!
Ladka- Nahi, Main Bahut Imandar Hu..!
Baap- 15 La De..!
Ladka- Nahi Meri Kuch Image Hai..!
Baap- 5 La De..!
Ladka- Nahi..!
Baap- 1 La De..!
Ladka- Nahi..!
Baap- Theek Hai To Ek Mutthi La De..!
Ladka- Ek Mutthi Ka Kya Karoge..!
Baap- Teri Ma Ke hole Par Lagaunga
Taaki Koi Dusra Imandar Paida Na Ho..!

As The Moon Winks In The Night

As The Moon Winks In The Night...
Sweet Dreams Embrace You Tight...
Hope That Your Day Was Alright...
And I Wish You A Heart Full Of,
Good Night...

Kya Mangu Khuda Se Tumhe Pane K Baad

Kya Mangu Khuda Se Tumhe Pane K Baad.
Kiska Karu Intzar Zindgi Me Tere Aane K Baad.
Kyun Pyar Me Jaan Luta Dete Hai Log...
Mujhe Maloom Hua Tumhe Apna Banane K Baad.

Shrabi:" Agar Mere Hath Me Sarkar Ho To Me

Shrabi:" Agar Mere Hath Me
Sarkar Ho To Me,
Desh Ki Takdir Badal Dunga..
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Wife:" Haramkhor ­ Pehle Apna Pajama To Badal Le,
Subah Se Meri Salvar Pehan K Ghum Raha Hai... :P :O :D

Gamo Ko Bechkar Khushi Khareed Lege

Gamo Ko Bechkar Khushi Khareed Lege,
Khwab Bechkar Zindgi Khareed Lege,
Hoga Imtihan To Duniya Dekhegi,
Hum Khud Ki Boli Laga Kar,
Aapki Dosti Khareed Lege.

Good Night Sms in hindi

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*:     *;
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*:   "*,
*;       '* Aat
Ho Chuki

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*:****:
*:     *:Ai

Chalo
;*" "*
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       '*,
*:, .;* O  Jao.
G00d Night.

TOP 10 GOOD MORNING SMS IN HINDI

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Nayi Si Subah Naya Sa Savera,
Suraj Ki Kirno Me Hawao Ka Basera,
Khule Asman Me Suraj Ka Chehra,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ye Hasin Savera.
Good Morning..


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Jis pal aap dil se muskuraoge,
Apni hasi me hamari jhalk paoge
Na samjna k sath chod denge hum
palat kar dekhoge to har rah par hame paoge. Good Morning!
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3-
Aye dil kinare ko kinara na samajh,
Aye dil sahare ko sahara na samajh,
Barish aane par kinare toot jate hain,
Musibat aane par sahare chooth jate hain… GM
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4-
Har Aahat Mera Ehsaas Dilayegi,
Hawa Bhi Mera Kisa Sunayegi.
Aur Na Chahte Hue Bhi Aapko Meri Yaad Ayegi.
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5-
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte
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6-
Bina gm khushi ka pta kaise chalega
Bina roye hsi ka mza kaise milega
Wo jo b krta hai wo hi janta hai
Agr hm jaan gye to use KHUDA kaun khega.
Gud mrng.
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Hum tere dil me rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hame apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.
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Subh Subh Suraj Ka Sath Ho
Parindon Ki Aawaz Ho
Hath Me Tea Or Yaadon Me Aap Ho
Us Khush Numa Subh KiKia Baat Ho GooD MorninG.
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9-
Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,
Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.


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Beet Gayi Taro Wali Sunhari Raat ,
Yaad Aayi Fir Wahi Pyari Si Baat ,
Khusiyon Se Har Pal Ho Aapki Mulakaat,
Isliye Muskura Ke Karna Din Ki Shuruaat...
Good Morning...

Good Day Is Not Created By God,

Good Day Is Not Created
By God,

Not Designed By Ur
Parents,

Not Prepared By U,

Good Day Is Created Only By
Britannia Company.
Tin Tin Tidin.:)

Gud Mrng..:-)

Night Is A Wonderful Opportunity..

Night Is A Wonderful Opportunity..
2 Rest,
2 Forgive,
2 Dream,
2 Smile, &
2 Get Ready 4 A Beautiful Tomorrow.
"Good Night" & "Sweet Dreams".

A Nak*d Lady Ran Into A Taxi.

A Nak*d Lady Ran Into A Taxi.
She Told The Driver Where She Is Going
Driver Didn't Start The Car But He Kept On
Starring At The Lady.
Lady: What Are You Looking Man?
Haven't You See A Nak*d Woman Before?
Driver: I'm Not Looking At Your Nak*dness,
I Was Just Wondering Where
You Kept The Money That Your Going To Pay Me.

Koi Dost Naya Aur Purana Nahi Hota

Koi Dost Naya Aur Purana Nahi Hota,
Zindgi Ka Har Pal Suhana Ahi Hota,
Zuda Hona To Kismat Ki Baat Hai,
Zudai Ka Matlab Bhulana Nahi Hota

Santa Shaadi Mein Khana Khane Gaya

Santa Shaadi Mein Khana Khane Gaya
Par Samane Salad Ka Counter Dekh Kar
Wapis Aa Gaya
Baahar Aakar Bola O Banta,
Abhi To Sabzi Hi Kat Rahi He.

Kya Horela Hai Bidu

Kya horela hai bidu,
Apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha,
isich waste tere ku SMS kiyela hai.
Tu apun ka MAST Friend h, Miss to karegaich na!
chal reply chipka.