Funny Sms:Ek Ladka Pee Kar Aaya Aur Baap Se Bachne Ke Liye??

Ek Ladka Pee Kar Aaya Aur
Baap Se Bachne Ke Liye,
Laptop Le Kar Baith Gaya..
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Baap: Pee Ke Aaya Hai Na ??
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Beta: Nahi To..
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Baap: Kaminey, Phir Briefcase Kholke,
Kya Type Kar Raha Hai..???

Funny Sms:Admi Ko Limit Mai Rehna Chahiye.???

Admi Ko Limit Mai Rehna Chahiye.
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Unli­mited Toh Mera Data Plan Bhi Hai.

Nice Sms:Not Every Flower Can Represent Love But Roses Did It..

Not Every Flower Can Represent Love But Roses Did It.
Not Every Tree Can Stand Thirst, But Cactus Did It.
Not Every Monkey Can Read Sms
But Hey You Just Did It!
Enjoy Your Day,
And Dont Forget To Smile!

Funny Sms:I Searchd Many Shops To Buy The Best Chocolate 4 U.

I Searchd Many Shops To Buy
The Best Chocolate 4 U.
But,
I Did'nt Find Any Chocolate,
Sweeter Than You N Ur Smile.
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Next Joke Tomorrow At Same Time.

Ek Pyara Sach:Jo Insaan Hr Waqt Sabki Khushi Chahta H,??

Ek Pyara Sach:

"Jo Insaan Hr Waqt Sabki Khushi Chahta H,
Sabke Bare Me Achha Sochta H,
Sabki Care Krta H
Whi Insaan...
Zindgi Me Hamesha Akela Reh Jata H.

Sad Sms:Woh Badley Is Qadar Ki Hum Hairan Reh Gaye???

W0h Badley Is Qadar Ki Hum Hairan Reh Gaye.
Woh T0h B0hUt Khush Hain 0r Hum Pareshan Reh Gaye.!
Jaane Kis Modh Par Ab Meri Jaan Nikal Jaye.?
Ab Toh Apne Hi Jism Mein Hum Mehmaan Reh Gaye.

A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away, Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey

A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away,
Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey.
He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said,
Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.

Summer Quotes While We’re Young And Beautiful, Living Free And Easy..

Summer Quotes
While We’re Young And Beautiful,
Living Free And Easy.
Here Without A Worry,
Dancing In Our Bare Feet Because
When The Summer’s Done We Might
Not Be So Young And Beautiful.

Shayari Sms:Yar Duniya Waale Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hai,???

Yar Duniya Waale Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hai,

Kabhi Hamse Door To Kabhi Kareeb Hai,
Dard Na Bataaye To Hame Kayar Kahte Hai,
Aur Dard Bata De To Hame Shayar Kahate Hai.

Good Night:Chupke Se Suno, Dhire Se Gino, Ek Choti Si Baat??

Chupke Se Suno, Dhire Se Gino,
Ek Choti Si Baat, Ho Gyi H Raat,
So Jao Pyar Se, Sapno K Saath,
Band Kro Light,
Mujhe Aapse Khna Hai.
"GOOD NIGHT"

Good Morning Sms:Morning me Koi Mera SMS Aaye To????

Morning me Koi Mera SMS Aaye To,
Yu Na Samajna Mene Aapko Pareshan Kiya,
Iska Matlab Hai Aap Wo Khas Hai,
Jise Mene Apni Aankhe khulte hi Yaad Kiya!

Good Night:Chand Ka Ho Bed, Taron Ki Ho Razai, Aur Phoolon Ka Takia

Chand Ka Ho Bed, Taron Ki Ho Razai,
Aur Phoolon Ka Takia,
Nice Na!
Maza Aya Na! Now Come Back To Earth &
Sleep On Ur "CHARPAI" Good Night..